25 ways to Annoy/Anger England

1. Send France to his house. After telling France that you "heard' England say he loved him.

2. Take a toy unicorn and try to convince England that it's one of his best friends.

3. Tell him you see unicorns too, then point at France or America and say "There's one"

4. Send America or France to his house.

5. Send France or America to his house, Drunk.

6. Send America, France, and Italy to his house, drunk and hungry.

7. Yell "PASTA", "VODKA", or "THE BRITISH ARE COMING" in his ear.

8. Rub it in his face that he lost a war to a teenager.

9. Get him drunk and ask him if he is Catholic or Protestant.

10. Get him drunk and throw him into a shallow river.

11. Get him so drunk the he makes out with America or France, take pictures, then post them online.

12. Show him the picture of him making out with France and America.

13. Tell him France is after him.

14. Or America is.

15. Tell him he was the greatest country in the world... Then he lost the American Revolution.

16. Tell him you have Flying Mint Bunny and if he doesn't do as you say, You'll give it to France and Russia.

17. Tell him his food is terrible.

18. Tell him French food is better than his.

19. Tell him American food is better.

20. Ask him if the rumors about Sealand being his and America's love child are true.

21. Don't stop asking until he admits that Sealand is His and America's child.

22. Ask him what he thought of Austria's wiener.

23. Ask him why he is willing to try Austria's wiener but not America's.

24. Ask him what Italy thinks of his food.

25. Ask him what he thinks about Japan's Yaoi.